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[13 Jul 2009|01:01am] |
greenishfires (12:55:35 AM): i'm not insane greenishfires (12:55:45 AM): i'm just saying that 22 oz margaritas are delicious greenishfires (12:55:57 AM): but you need a solid 33 oz to get to wehre your brain stops normal fucntioning greenishfires (12:55:59 AM): and you're happy VelociraptorRawr (12:56:41 AM): I adore alcohol. greenishfires (12:57:20 AM): haha it is literally jesus greenishfires (12:57:32 AM): like, jesus is alcohol greenishfires (12:57:32 AM): and that's all there is to it
VelociraptorRawr (12:57:36 AM): hahahahahaha greenishfires (12:58:11 AM): some day there will be tons of religious sects that understand the truth in that statement VelociraptorRawr (12:58:38 AM): yes, it's true greenishfires (12:59:10 AM): hahahah this is going to sound crazy greenishfires (12:59:18 AM): but i just totally understood for the first time that our president is black greenishfires (12:59:20 AM): how crazy is that VelociraptorRawr (12:59:58 AM): I love you. greenishfires (1:00:02 AM): hahahaaaaa greenishfires (1:00:09 AM): but seriously. it's lkie he's so white VelociraptorRawr (1:00:59 AM): I guess that is so greenishfires (1:01:00 AM): and then i'm drunk so i don't notice mannerisms and then i saw him on cnn.com greenishfires (1:01:00 AM): anmd he was like totally black greenishfires (1:01:00 AM): hahahhahaha, i'm laughing at my own retardedness VelociraptorRawr (1:01:14 AM): It is pretty hilarious retardation. greenishfires (1:01:48 AM): well you know, whatever greenishfires (1:02:03 AM): which is the answer to everything greenishfires (1:02:08 AM): no matter what situation, it applies VelociraptorRawr (1:02:33 AM): It's true. "Well you know, whatever" always works.
greenishfires (1:03:32 AM): it's acknowledging that someone said something, and totally disregarding it because you don't give a shit VelociraptorRawr (1:03:51 AM): Yes. It's like the verbal version of a shrug. greenishfires (1:04:32 AM): hahaha exactly greenishfires (1:04:56 AM): i'm at some sort of stasis where i'm too drunk to go to sleep, but not drunk enough to go to sleep VelociraptorRawr (1:06:19 AM): I hate that stage. It's really annoying. It's the stage at which I say fuck it and take too much ambien. greenishfires (1:06:28 AM): hahaha greenishfires (1:06:28 AM): if only i had ambien VelociraptorRawr (1:07:11 AM): You're being a very happy drunk. I like it. greenishfires (1:07:16 AM): but at the same time, i'm also drunk enough to go to sleep greenishfires (1:07:16 AM): because alchool is is amazing greenishfires (1:07:16 AM): hahaha greenishfires (1:07:27 AM): 1.5 22 oz margaritas = happy nikos greenishfires (1:07:30 AM): no exceptions greenishfires (1:07:46 AM): it's like the alcohol equivalent of being hi greenishfires (1:07:46 AM): gh VelociraptorRawr (1:07:59 AM): hahahahahaha VelociraptorRawr (1:09:07 AM): 1.5 is the exact conversion VelociraptorRawr (1:09:09 AM): good to know. greenishfires (1:09:41 AM): it's enough tequila that my lava lamp is incredible but not so much that i vomit all over it greenishfires (1:09:41 AM): but omg is it incredible VelociraptorRawr (1:10:10 AM): That sounds fantastic. I should get my lava lamp from the attic and take it to school. greenishfires (1:11:33 AM): the only problem is that it gets hot and you'll want to tocuh it but it's hot VelociraptorRawr (1:11:49 AM): I think I can avoid touching it. greenishfires (1:12:03 AM): you may think that, but.....you never knwo VelociraptorRawr (1:12:31 AM): Did you touch the lava lamp, Nikos?
greenishfires (1:12:45 AM): ...maybe greenishfires (1:12:57 AM): but watching it from the trampoline wasn't enoug greenishfires (1:13:02 AM): i had to see it closer VelociraptorRawr (1:13:14 AM): I thought we agreed that the trampoline wasn't a good place for a Nikos tonight.
greenishfires (1:13:58 AM): haha well it's fine for the most part greenishfires (1:14:11 AM): i just got one of those weird nigerian bank account emails greenishfires (1:14:23 AM): which is ironic because i just found 1313 dead end drive in the dumpster VelociraptorRawr (1:14:35 AM): You should answer it. greenishfires (1:14:40 AM): haha VelociraptorRawr (1:14:45 AM): And be like "please tell me more about yourself" greenishfires (1:16:51 AM): i sent this:
omgz u must b kiddn. lol i herd of my uncle in britain but i nvr thought dis swould happen lol. gimme da moneyyyyyyyy$$$$$$$$$$ lolzzzz greenishfires (1:19:44 AM): i do declare: it is time for slepe
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[30 Jun 2009|02:48pm] |
velociraptorrawr: HAI HAROLD
roccothepenguin: THIS IS MY LONG STICK
roccothepenguin: LET ME SHOW YOU IT
velociraptorrawr: OKAY SHOW ME NOW
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[23 May 2009|09:55pm] |
VelociraptorRawr (8:24:35 PM): I am so dirty. I should be put away roccothepenguin (8:24:56 PM): hahaha roccothepenguin (8:24:58 PM): i just showered roccothepenguin (8:25:00 PM): i feel AMAZING VelociraptorRawr (8:25:19 PM): WELL AREN'T YOU SPECIAL? roccothepenguin (8:25:27 PM): you have a bathtub roccothepenguin (8:25:34 PM): by my reckoning it should be nearby VelociraptorRawr (8:25:39 PM): It is not. VelociraptorRawr (8:25:49 PM): It has been relocated. VelociraptorRawr (8:25:52 PM): By sadists. VelociraptorRawr (8:25:56 PM): Who want me to remain dirty. roccothepenguin (8:26:18 PM): i'm not so sure if i believe you on that one roccothepenguin (8:26:22 PM): but you can feel that way if you want VelociraptorRawr (8:26:36 PM): It is the truth and you can't prove otherwise. roccothepenguin (8:26:51 PM): what if i said i'd be over in 10 roccothepenguin (8:26:58 PM): to help you find it VelociraptorRawr (8:27:03 PM): I'd say see you then, bitch. roccothepenguin (8:27:07 PM): lolololol VelociraptorRawr (8:27:10 PM): Bring a flashlight. VelociraptorRawr (8:27:21 PM): It might get difficult looking in the dark. roccothepenguin (8:27:32 PM): what's so dark? VelociraptorRawr (8:27:40 PM): The caves. roccothepenguin (8:27:51 PM): did they put it in the same room as your soul? VelociraptorRawr (8:28:17 PM): No, but it may be in a chamber nearby. VelociraptorRawr (8:28:30 PM): They didn't want to risk my soul getting clean either. roccothepenguin (8:29:23 PM): good point, good point roccothepenguin (8:29:28 PM): but i'm sure it's around somewhere VelociraptorRawr (8:29:46 PM): Well I can't wait for you to get here to help look. roccothepenguin (8:30:23 PM): then go look for it yourself roccothepenguin (8:30:34 PM): i was totally lying to you when i said i'd help VelociraptorRawr (8:30:43 PM): Oh, I was being figurative. I'll wait. roccothepenguin (8:30:49 PM): hahahahaha roccothepenguin (8:30:50 PM): good roccothepenguin (8:31:27 PM): my dad is making dinner, i have to go help roccothepenguin (8:31:48 PM): you're welcome over at any time if you're hungry, but only if you're clean VelociraptorRawr (8:32:11 PM): You smarmy ho. Enjoy your food. Curry will see that you get yours. roccothepenguin (8:33:20 PM): i shall, i shall roccothepenguin (8:33:27 PM): i trust curry will make a good decision about who gets what roccothepenguin (8:33:34 PM): talk to you later, obviously roccothepenguin (8:33:35 PM): peaccccce VelociraptorRawr (8:33:38 PM): byeee!
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[22 Sep 2008|07:20pm] |
kirstiej19: would you come visit me if i transferred to penn state
VelociraptorRawr: I think that I would claim that I would visit you a lot, never live up to expectations, catch one or two rides up to see you wherein we would get drunk and promise to visit one another more often, and then our friendship would fade into obscurity until one day out of the blue one of us called the other to announce that we had a child and "would you like to be the godmother?"
kirstiej19: hahahahah
VelociraptorRawr: Honesty is the best policy, Kirstie. Remember that.
kirstiej19: i always will
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[27 Jul 2008|02:25pm] |
greenishfires: i just got off at k-mart
greenishfires: where i literally just turned cans of food so that the upc faced outward
greenishfires: for my entire shift
VelociraptorRawr: lolol
VelociraptorRawr: Fun!
VelociraptorRawr: Obviously the working world is not for us, and we need to work on my fame
greenishfires: haha yeah
greenishfires: i'm way too important to be turning cans for money
VelociraptorRawr: lololol
VelociraptorRawr: tru dat
greenishfires: i guess it's kind of a cool gig though becasue no one on earth should ever be paid just to turn cans
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[19 Jun 2006|10:31pm] |
VelociraptorRawr: i am so amazing that i'm pretty sure it's against the law.
VelociraptorRawr: just in case you were wondering
xdreamtigersx: i wasn't wondering. i think it's just a fact of life.
xdreamtigersx: cancer kills
xdreamtigersx: leaves fall off trees in autumn
xdreamtigersx: kim is awesome
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[04 Jun 2006|11:14pm] |
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GreenishFires: i think it's probably because you're a crazy bitch and you turn anyone within a 100 foot radius into an equally crazy bitch, so your friend interactions are very odd.
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[23 May 2006|07:44pm] |
VelociraptorRawr: there's this hipster with a yellow colbalt and a black and white kitten who has taken to hanging out at panera a lot, and the other day he decided it would be fun to back in right next to our table and put his windows down and play with the kitten in the back seat while playing taking back sunday way too loud, and it got me in the mood to listen to taking back sunday.
GreenishFires: lolol, that's the lamest thing i've EVER heard in a million years!
GreenishFires: he played with a kitten in the parking lot of a panera bread while blasting taking back sunday?
VelociraptorRawr: lolololol, pretty much
VelociraptorRawr: lololol, i can't stop laughing about it now
VelociraptorRawr: no, but his girlfriend works there
VelociraptorRawr: i guess he just comes really early to wait for her
VelociraptorRawr: and have kitten alone time in the back of the cobalt
GreenishFires: lolololol, that's so strange.
VelociraptorRawr: i didn't really think about how strange that really was.
VelociraptorRawr: it takes you to see the crazy in people
GreenishFires: lol, are you really so crazy that a man playing with a kitten in the back of a car while playing loud emo music looks normal?
VelociraptorRawr: ...i think it has gotten that bad, yes.
GreenishFires: wow.
GreenishFires: you need help.
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[19 Apr 2006|03:01pm] |
dann y matthews1: but now..
dann y matthews1: when we doin it?
VelociraptorRawr: we did last night. remember?
dann y matthews1: no.. must not have beent that great.....
VelociraptorRawr: considering the amount of roofies yoiu slipped into my mountain dew, i can't imagine that it would have been.
VelociraptorRawr: not my fault.
dann y matthews1: i still expect to u at least ACT like ur enjoying it while passed out... geez..
dann y matthews1: show a lil' respect.
dann y matthews1: lol
dann y matthews1: i love u
dann y matthews1: and ur beautiful
dann y matthews1: but i gotta go to class
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[12 Apr 2006|08:24pm] |
TuesdayValentine: Sorry, there was a cookie crisis
GreenishFires: oh my god, no cookies were harmed right?
TuesdayValentine: No, I threw a lamb into the stove and the cookie Gods were happy.
TuesdayValentine: I'm moving on to mini-muffins to avoid future disasters, though.
GreenishFires: those expensive ones that come in packages of 4? thems good eatin'!
TuesdayValentine: Indeed, indeed.
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[23 Mar 2006|04:01pm] |
TuesdayValentine: I'm taking a four day Panera hiatus.
TuesdayValentine: It might cure things.
GreenishFires: lol, a four day panera hiatus.
GreenishFires: well said.
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[20 Mar 2006|02:44pm] |
"Ya know, they say Miami is a place of extreme decadence...
but clearly, Bedford has "excess" written all over it"
-Jeff
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[16 Mar 2006|07:26pm] |
RetiredPetard: ...
Auto response from TuesdayValentine stuff.
:RetiredPetard you're stuff
:RetiredPetard here are todays "aim" headlines
:RetiredPetard • Wind-Driven Fires
• Child Porn Bust
• Man Sues Himself
• CBS Fined for Indecency
• Melissa McGhee Cut
:RetiredPetard that's what it's all about
:RetiredPetard my favorite is
:RetiredPetard "man sues himself"
:RetiredPetard that hurts my MIND:
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[15 Mar 2006|05:19pm] |
ToadMyster223: i'm going to eat a light snack now
ToadMyster223: read: pound o bacon
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[13 Mar 2006|03:50pm] |
ToadMyster223: so basically, we're both retarded ADHD crack-fiends that like to lie to each other and cause mayhem
TuesdayValentine: Sounds brilliant
ToadMyster223: alot like my lab partner and I, which explains my chem grade
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[11 Mar 2006|11:51am] |
TuesdayValentine: Wow! I just remembered that Mike Show called me at some horrible hour! I didn't look at my clock or anything, but I think it was probably around three
GreenishFires: my mom came to me early this morning when she left and brought me this really creepy ceramic figure of a pueblo indian woman with a whole bunch of babies climbing on her face and was telling me how creepy it was, but I didn't remember until I woke back up and found it on my night stand
TuesdayValentine: LOL
TuesdayValentine: Thank God you didn't have morning amnesia.
GreenishFires: lol, yeah. i was like "oh my god, what the cr...oh yeah...but still....what the crap?!"
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[01 Feb 2006|09:54pm] |
TuesdayValentine (9:43:45 PM): You know how there's TONS of people on LJ who adopt fictional characters and keep their LJ under "firstname_lastname" and they all meet back at that one community?
TuesdayValentine (9:43:47 PM): Yes, you do
TuesdayValentine (9:44:02 PM): ANyway, the person doing Alan Shore's is actually REALLY good.
TuesdayValentine (9:44:09 PM): Like, very true to character
GreenishFires (9:44:55 PM): a lot of them are really good becuase they people that do them are OBSESSED so they know what's up
TuesdayValentine (9:45:19 PM): But for some random obsessive lass, Alan Shore is a tough character to adopt.
TuesdayValentine (9:45:29 PM): I mean, I'm sure I could do a great one for....
TuesdayValentine (9:45:37 PM): (Who am I obsessed with now? I forget.)
GreenishFires (9:45:57 PM): (lol, i think it's actually alan shore)
TuesdayValentine (9:46:17 PM): (Wait, that's right. Crap. There has to be someone else.)
GreenishFires (9:47:35 PM): (well, i guess you're semi-obsessed with mark cohen...but I really dont' think that counts)
TuesdayValentine (9:49:00 PM): (I certainly need an obsession update. But we'll go with that one due to the conversation outlawing Alan.)
GreenishFires (9:49:09 PM): (good call)
TuesdayValentine (9:49:11 PM): Mark Cohen. In fact, I should do that some day.
GreenishFires (9:49:30 PM): genius!
GreenishFires (9:50:42 PM): you should totally go for it
GreenishFires (9:50:54 PM): (work on that new obsession because this one is WEAK)
TuesdayValentine (9:53:09 PM): (for sure, for sure.)
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[14 Jan 2006|05:36pm] |
A: "What should I wear?"
K: "I dunno. Something nice."
A: "Nice?"
K: "You're a mafioso, a freelance assassin."
A: "Can't I just be a freelance assassins girlfriend?"
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[07 Jan 2006|12:27am] |
Contagious Duck (12:19:27 AM): emeril drives me wild
Contagious Duck (12:19:32 AM): after this break
Contagious Duck (12:19:33 AM): hes actually
Contagious Duck (12:19:36 AM): going to kick it up
Contagious Duck (12:19:38 AM): another notch
Contagious Duck (12:19:41 AM): i cant handle it
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[02 Jan 2006|01:08am] |
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TuesdayValentine (12:59:10 AM): Leigh Whannells imdb bio is the lamest piece of lame that ever happened. It actually made me laugh out loud at his lameness
GreenishFires (1:00:02 AM): lol, why?
TuesdayValentine (1:00:23 AM): hold on, I'll send you the good bits
TuesdayValentine (1:00:50 AM): Well, first off, it's written like a high school musical bio. It sounds like someone handed him paper and told him he had to get it to the principal in a few hours or he would be forgotten. But apparently some other guy wrote it (I don't believe it)
GreenishFires (1:02:01 AM): lol
TuesdayValentine (1:02:39 AM): this is what made me laugh because it's so lame (I would kill the em effer who put this in my bio, these are the things that you get to exclude when you attain fame)
TuesdayValentine (1:02:41 AM): Small acting roles cropped up from time to time (including one in 'The Matrix Reloaded', which Leigh has said was "the most fun I've ever had in my life") and, along with those, some frustrating near-misses (and not so near-misses: like his cringe-inducing audition for 'Lord Of The Rings', in which he paid $90 to have 'hobbit ears' grafted onto his head, turning up at the casting office dressed as a hobbit - needless to say he didn't get the role).
TuesdayValentine (1:03:55 AM): It did make me cringe
TuesdayValentine (1:04:42 AM): And there's a bit that talkes about a television show that he hosted in college and they make it seem like THE TELEVISION SHOW THAT ROCKED THE NATION when it was probably...not
GreenishFires (1:04:58 AM): lol, that's great.
GreenishFires (1:05:09 AM): it sounds like an exclusive article for a school newspaper
TuesdayValentine (1:05:19 AM): lol, yeah. It's so poorly written. Luckily for me, I am not infatuated with Leigh Whannell (he can be funny on the commentary, but his lameness often shows. He's just superfine. I jest, I love him, lameness and all.)
TuesdayValentine (1:06:07 AM): I am infatuated with his alter ego Adam Faulkner. Luckily
TuesdayValentine (1:06:20 AM): Who, if they do go with the idea, they will rape in the third saw movie
TuesdayValentine (1:06:30 AM): Except not literally
TuesdayValentine (1:06:34 AM): Because that might be hot.
TuesdayValentine (1:06:37 AM): :-/
GreenishFires (1:06:39 AM): lolololol
GreenishFires (1:06:44 AM): you're mentally ill.
TuesdayValentine (1:07:03 AM): But I made you laugh. And in the end, that's all that matters.
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